God, as seen on TV

Ever have one of those days when having a pocket spray that you could evangelismwhip out and give yourself a quick God-pick-me-upper would come in handy?

Look no further!

Everyone needs an easily attainable faith in God*. No fuss, no struggle, psssst, psssst and presto! you believe in God and have access to all the benefits.

Even better, not only can you instantly believe in God with a single faith-enhancing spray, but it’s peppermint flavored to boot!

Wow! What will they think of next!

*This product is real but has not been approved by the FDA. It is not intended to diagnose, treat or cure any disease. This spray is a potentially dangerous weapon. Do not administer to individuals against their will. Forced religious conversions will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.


One response to “God, as seen on TV

  1. I have it on good authority that the R&D department of this company is working on a “Power of God” personal IV. Its supposed to go straight to the bloodstream.

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