Swine flu wipes out world population!

I woke up this morning and was surprised to discover that the whole world has not been wiped out by swine flu.

Amazing!

If ever there was a designer disease to promote political agendas (i.e., control the population with fear) and create bottom line profits (i.e., push large stores of vaccine that are nearing expiration), the pagaent winner is swine flu. Why, even the name “swine flu” has disappeared from official usage and replaced with the more omnious H1N1 designation because the pork lobby convinced the curtain pullers that the use of the term would hurt their sales. Their case was proved with the trend setting Paris Hilton noted she have no problem with swine flu because she didn’t eat pork.

I’ve been flooded with people terrified that they either had swine flu or that they may get it. I’ve even had more folks calling afraid that their dogs had it! I’ve heard of whole mission trips becing scuttled because of the fear of getting it.

Check out Paul Sonderman’s piece on this fabricated pandemic. Great job of putting it into perspective.

Oh, in case you’re wondering what I really think about this stupidity, just know that your chance of dying from this monster virus is three times less than being struck by lightening.

Now, go have a great day!

15 responses to “Swine flu wipes out world population!

  1. I know the vaccine is a bad idea but should we be taking anything like Olive leaf extract to prevent getting the thing even if it ain’t going to kill us?

    • Mark,
      Prevention against piggy flu is indeed olive leaf extract. Also useful is Monolaurin and the much aligned colloidal silver. Of course I’m quite partial to Trimedica’s SilvaSolution Pro 50 on the colloidal silver side. Reducing simple carbs and junk food are some of the best things you can do.

  2. A great book that covers the fear epidemic that we buy into is, “The Culture of Fear: Why Americans Are Afraid of the Wrong Things” by Barry Glassner. It’s a great read!

  3. Great post, Joe! Sharing with a few friends online-Thanks, Jeff

  4. Joe. I think I have the swine flu… ok… maybe just a bad cold… idon’t know. my throat feels like someone took an angle grinder to it, I’m coughing up nasty stuff, and I sound like Barry White. I’ve been taking the silver… any other recommendations?

    • Ryan, you’re just a pig, I mean, a swine!

      Pound on the silver, up to 6 tablespoons daily. Grab some olive leaf extract and do at least 6 caps daily. Good stuff!

  5. I wonder if being a chauvinist increases the vulnerability to contract this virus? In other words are men more prone to swine flu than women?

  6. patrickandchristy

    I think we need to scrap the August trip to Brazil. It’s just too dangerous. I’ve weighed the pros and cons of this and it’s just to high a risk to take. I know that people may die and go to hell because we didn’t go and teach them about Jesus but heck, this thing can kill you.

    We’ll put you and Arimar in a bubble suit with three inch thick face masks and send you. You guys should be okay. But then again, you seem to catch everything when you go. I guess you’re just screwed.

    • Yeah, forgot to tell you that we’ve canceled the trip. There are so many swine in the government that controls us that I’m afraid we’d be contagious to the Brazilians. :o)

  7. patrickandchristy

    I mean…who wants to meet Jesus while having some crude called Swine Flu? He doesn’t want us coughing green stuff all over him and contaminating the Pearly Gates with dangerous germs. We might even run off all the muslims in heaven too and that’s just unacceptable.

  8. OK….so August is scrapped….so I don’t need to pray further about my possible participation?

    • Well, you’ll be dead by then so you couldn’t go anyway. In fact, the entire western hemisphere will cease to exist by Sunday.

      On the other hand, if you are seriously considering going, I’ll personally throw up a protective force shield around you that will allow you to survive!

  9. im purty shur this swine flu is reel. my pigs bewn makin sum funny noises lately. i think he has the human flu. don’t mattwr, im gonna eat him anyways.

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