I don’t typically watch much television. Tonight I decided to see what might be on.
I was hoping to catch the new smash hit Andy Griffith that I’ve heard so much about. I just love that Goober!
What I caught was eleven political commercials of one crook calling another a thief. Eleven! And I didn’t have the television on for more than 45 minutes.
The news wires were hot today with how well our elected representatives worked together in cooperation for the benefit of the country.
The market sang a joyful refrain of its confidence in our innovative and nonpartisan leadership by only dipping a mere 777 points.
Where is sheriff Taylor when you need him?