I received an interesting email today.
“I believe in reincarnation, so why do I need Christianity” was the subject heading.
Being the astute theological crudgemunion that I am, I was intrigued. Alas, it turned out to be nothing but a spam mail selling something to make my “instrument” the envy of the neighborhood (where do they come up with this stuff? Do they hire copywriters to think it up: “Copywriter Wanted. Must be able to describe an erection in 100 creative ways.” And why would I want my neighborhood to know something like that anyways… Sorry, the mind often wanders early in the morning).
I have noticed that some junk mail is actually beginning to use a subject header that tells you what is in the email
- Omega replica watch Same quality at lower price
- Cigarettes.. Marlboro, Winston… Cheap!
- 60% Off All Luxury Designer Shoes & Boots Men & Women Gucci Prada Chanel
- Cute Brunette At Home Shows Big Boobs Hardcore (oops! how did that one make the list?)
This definitely makes it easier on my spam filter to catch them. If I were actually looking for something like this, it makes it easy to find it (why can’t I be spammed with things I’m actually interested in?)
Why can’t all spam be like this?