1) I don’t do politics. I respect the God-given role it plays in the grand scheme of things but I’d prefer to poke myself in the eye multiple times with a sharp object than spend time discussing it (until and unless someone goes over and beyond the call of stupid!)
2) This is my dad’s fault! I would have never dared to post this had my father not threatened to disinherit me.
Ok, he didn’t threaten to cast me out of the family line; being totally honest, he only held a gun on me until I posted the picture. Hey! What are dads for anyway… we can always point to them for the way we turned out — this is his fault, remember?!
Don’t you wish your dad continually fed you cool stuff like this!
Sorry, he’s not for sale.