Holy Jesus Stain!

My, my, my. What have we come to. A smudge of driveway sealant resembling the 0_21_081007_jesus.jpgface of Jesus has fetched more than $1,500 in an online auction.

“There are some people who need this kind of thing to sort of start them on their faith journey,” the owner of the dirty asphalt commented. She further noted, “I don’t. That’s why I don’t mind parting with it.”

For $1,500 I could part with it, too!

One response to “Holy Jesus Stain!

  1. I guess I see Jesus in there in a twisted over weight, Picasso kind of way…that’s just not the face I picture when I pray. Oh well, whatever floats your boat I guess! Maybe Jesus Simpsonized

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